WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ALL OF THIS?

I have explored all natural timelines to their end. Of course, they all end in the same way, but how we get there is the fun part. I have watched Rome conquer the Earth, and I have witnessed half the globe enwreathe itself in radiation at once during the second world war. I have seen Earth become populated by advanced alien species, sapped of its resources, and evicted by every advanced species that has ever existed and will ever exist. I have seen countless civilizations rise and fall across the universe in countless ways.

And I have become bored, so I devised of a game.

In 1993, in a relatively small town in Florida, I plucked three unsuspecting humans from their timeline and placed them in another timeline, a short 30 years in the future. I promised them a successful and happy life under one condition: they dispose of their future selves. They agreed to this, and to my amusement, they actually went through with the deal.